I am the angry programmer. I write evil things for an evil corporate world. Surrounded by my own ilk I have to cope with other angry programmers every day. Some of them are paranoidal and some are delusional; some of them are drug addicts and some would rather sleep with a Java class than a woman.
Among the diverse population of the software developers one thing is certain: nine out of ten people who call themselves programmers and five out of ten people who have a piece of paper that says they are "software engineers" suck ass and stink up the place for everyone else. And this is exactly what I'm going to bitch about.
